Project Rantway

A new season of Project Runway means new contestants to love and hate.  Let me give you the rundown on my thoughts so far.

• Suede.  Suede talks about Suede in the third person.  Suede is a whack-a-doodle.  Suede needs medication.
• Kenley.  She looks like Bettie Paige, but she sounds like Fran Drescher.
• Blayne.  Blayne has to tan.  If he does not tan, he loses his super-designing-lisciousness.
• Stella.  Stella loves leather.  Everything she makes has leather in it.  I keep waiting for her to skin Blayne and make a bustier out of him or a nice pair of pants.

I do not have a favorite designer yet, though.  I will let you know.